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THE LINEUP

THE TOURS.
ONE LIVE.
THREE ON THE WAY.

01

THE DOWNTOWN TOUR

3 HOURS · 6 STOPS · MAX 10

The flagship walk. Mole at Red Iguana to soft serve at Normal Ice Cream, with four more opinions in between. Thursday through Sunday, 11am and 5pm.

$75PER PERSON
02

9TH & 9TH

COMING SPRING 2026

A walk through the neighborhood with the highest restaurant-per-capita in Utah. Bagels, Thai curry, one of the best wine bars in the state.

PER PERSON
03

SUGAR HOUSE

COMING SUMMER 2026

From the hundred-year-old donuts at Banbury Cross to a taco cart that only operates on Sundays. Eat your way south of the city.

PER PERSON

PRIVATE GROUPS

BY REQUEST · UP TO 16 PEOPLE

Bachelor parties, corporate retreats, birthdays. Tell us what you want to eat and we'll build the route. Two-week minimum notice.

FROM $1,200PER GROUP

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