"THE FOOD SUCKS HERE" "IT'S A FOOD DESERT" "PIZZA SUCKS HERE" "FLAVORLESS" "NOTHING'S FRESH" "NOT WORTH THE MONEY" "THE FOOD SUCKS HERE" "IT'S A FOOD DESERT" "PIZZA SUCKS HERE" "FLAVORLESS" "NOTHING'S FRESH" "NOT WORTH THE MONEY"

WE'RE TIRED
OF HEARING
IT SUCKS.

So we made a tour to shut that down, one bite at a time.

THE STORY, SHORT VERSION.

For ten years, every visitor asked the same three questions. Where do you even eat here? Isn't it all chains? Can you drink? The answers are: a hundred places, no it isn't, yes you can. But answering over text didn't work. So we started walking people.

The Downtown Tour is three hours, six stops, and one running argument with whatever your friends back home told you about Salt Lake. We picked every stop because we eat there ourselves. There's no kickback deal with the restaurants. If the mole is off, we'll say so.

WHAT'S ON THE ROUTE.

A family-run Mexican spot that predates most of the skyline. A Jewish deli that brines pastrami for three days. A pizza shop that settles arguments. Hand-folded dumplings in a strip mall. A soft-serve counter that cranks out brown-butter cornbread ice cream. And one wildcard we rotate based on what's best that week.

Walk is mostly flat, shoes matter, appetite matters more. We cap every tour at ten people so you can hear the guide — and more importantly, so the guide can hear you.

"Best three hours I've spent in this city. And I've lived here twelve years."
— KRIS R, LOCAL
"We read three guidebooks. None of them sent us to half these places."
— THE LEE FAMILY, DENVER

GET FED.

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